Depends on how u read it....

Once upon a time there lived an innocent and sweet [girl/woman/unique person],named Zywuz, who loved to [eat koko krunch/kill animals/collect sewage]. One day, she found met this [guy/transvestite/beaver] who told her to go find a magical [clothes/banana/shoe box]. Being bored and all, Zywuz went on this bizzare journey.

To be continued.......